Asher: “I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat.”
Me: “Okay.” (fixes him something to eat)
(a couple of minutes later)
Asher: “I can’t pay Mario Kart Wii EFFER, Mama.”
Me: “You can’t? Why?”
Asher: “I can’t push A. I can’t go tha moworcycle, Mama. Is broken.”
Me: “Broken, huh?”
Asher: “Yeah.”
(a couple of minutes later…)
Asher: “I burp. I burp, Mama. I BURP! Okay, Mama?”
Me: “Okay. Excuse you.”
Asher: “Scoo me! …Where my sticker, Mama? Where my sticker? Where my sticker? Where my sticker? Where my sticker? Where my sticker?”
Me: “I DON’T KNOW.”
Asher: “Here is, Mama! Here is! I find it! See, Mama? See? Look me, Mama! LOOK ME!”
Me: “Okay! Yay! You found it!”
(a couple of minutes later…)
Asher: “Here you phone, Mama. Here, Mama. Here you phone. Okay, Mama?”
Me: “Thank you.”
Asher: “I hungy, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. Okay, Mama? Okay?”
Me: “You just had something to eat.”
Asher: “I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. I want somepin ta eat, Mama.”
Me: “Hang on a second, let me finish typing this blog po-”
Asher: “I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. I want somepin ta eat, Mama. I want somepin ta eat. I want somepin ta eat, Mama……”
